Tuesday, March 8, 2011

My Big Fat Greek Wedding - A True Family Comedy

One Rainy night, Tula finds herself doing the same thing that she has always done. She is a thirty year old seating hostess in Chicago at the family restaurant of Dancing Zorbas.. She is very different from most people even from when she was very young. Her family is very Greek. She eats Greek food, and goes to Greek school when other girls go to brownies. Her home was even modeled after the Parthenon. Her father believes that everything can be cured with Windex. Greek women have three jobs in life, to marry Greek boys, make Greek babies and feed everyone until the day they die. Whoever doesn't marry must work in the family business until they do. Her father wants to send her to Greece to find a man, but she refuses to go. The family decides that she will be very reliable in the future and will always be there to run the restaurant.

One day a man comes to the restaurant for lunch with a fellow professor. She has a hard time talking and acts very strange. She decides to tell her parents that she wants to go back to college so that she can get a computer and avoid over stocking the restaurant. She also really wants to have a way to escape from her family and possibly date. She perms her hair and wears makeup for the first time in a long time. She does take some classes and asks her aunt to hire her at the travel agency. Her aunt also own a dry cleaning shop. Then the aunt and her mother make her father think it was his idea.

While working at the travel agency, the mystery man walks by and notices that she is having a great time working. She notices him and hides. The next day, he comes back again and introduces himself as Ian Miller and asks her to dinner. He likes Linkin Park, is a vegetarian, and is an only child. While eating, he suggests that they go to Dancing Zorbas for their next date, and she lets him know that her family owns the restaurant. He then makes the connection that she was that seating hostess there. They decide to go Italian instead.

They go on a walk and tells Ian of her doubt on the future of their relationship because her family is loud, big and Greek and his family is small and quiet. Ian convinces her that it will work. Later she is caught kissing him and the family finds out. Her father is very angry that he is not Greek. Her family then tries to set her up with many Greek men that don't work out. Tula continues to secretly see Ian.

Gus, her father begins to pout about the whole situation. He thinks no one is thinking of him and his feelings. Her mother breaks it to him that his daughter, Tula is in love and there is nothing he can do about it. Tula sees Ian at work and asks him to elope with her. He tells her that they are going to do it the right way and get married with the family. To help his acceptance, Ian gets baptized in the Greek Orthodox Church. They then have an engagement party.

Her family begins taking over the wedding planning. Everything is heavily Greek. Invitations are ordered, bridesmaids dresses are picked and the guest list is all set without Tula's approval. The invitations even have some misspellings in them. Ian's parents come for dinner at the house. The whole family is invited. They are very shy and don't know how take the greetings from the whole family. Will it be too much for Ian's parents? Will Ian and Tula's relationship survive? Watch and find out.

Dish Network Verses DirecTV - Which Is Better in Adult Programming?

The two satellite TV service providers, Dish Network and DirecTV delivers a wide range of programming that includes Movies, Music, Sports and many more to their valuable subscribers. Adult programming is one such programming with lots of adult channels, adult TV shows and movies that will quench the thirst of adult subscribers. Subscribers can subscribe to the Adult programming package on monthly basis. Besides monthly packages, subscribers can order for limited hours of Adult Programming via the amazing Pay per view option also. Through this pay per view, Adult subscribers can enjoy their favorite programming without subscribing to any monthly package and they can pay less to watch what they wish, only for limited hours. This article guides the reader to know more about Adult Pay per view events in both Dish Network and DirecTV and the Comparison between them.

Adult Pay Per view in Dish Network

Dish Network delivers a wide range of the hottest adult programming via Dish Network Pay Per View. Adult Pay Per View option in Dish Network allows subscribers to purchase Adult programming only for limited hours without subscribing to any monthly package. Playboy TV, XTSY, fresh!, Hustler HD, Hustler TV SD, JUICY, Real, Reality Kings TV and Adult Showcase are the Adult channels delivered via Dish Network Pay Per View to adult subscribers.

Playboy TV is a X service channel that allows subscribers to engage in all passion and fun of playboy brand that includes late night movies, wild reality shows and late night specials. Subscribers can enjoy all these programming for just $9.99 in Dish Network.

Xtsy is a XXX adult channel that features top stars showcasing the newest talent. It also delivers adult movies without censor. This XXX channel can be ordered via pay per view for $13.99.

Hustler TV is a XX.5 service channel that delivers the hottest adult entertainment with most exclusive movies from big stars to fresh amateurs. Subscribers can experience the total reality and hilarious porn parodies in amazing high definition.

Hustler TV can be enjoyed by subscribers in both HD and SD just for $13.99. fresh! is a XX.5 service channel that focuses mainly on fresh girls and fresh themes. Newest performers in the business, groundbreaking series, casting calls and much more can be enjoyed for $13.99.

Real takes adult subscribers to a new level where they will experience real scenarios and real content without scripts and setups. It is a XX.5 service channel provided for just $13.99. With XX.5 service channel Reality Kings TV, subscribers can enjoy the new adult TV experience with variety of wild, fun sexual situations for just $13.99.

For $13.99, Juicy, the XX.5 service channel shows lots of fascinating fantasies from all around the globe. It delivers the hottest scenes from movies that cannot be enjoyed anywhere by subscribers. Adult showcase is a XX.5 and XXX service pack that delivers adult channels namely Xtsy, Hustler HD, Hustler TV, Reality kings, Juicy, Fresh and Real for about 3 hours for $17.99 only.

Adult Pay Per View in DirecTV

DirecTV is the abode for the hottest adult entertainment that delivers lots of movies and adult shows to their subscribers via Pay Per View. There is no monthly subscription is needed to view Pay Per view events. Adult Pay per view events can be viewed only for limited hours. Playboy TV, Reality Kings, Real, Juicy, fresh!, Spice: Access, Hustler TV and All Access Pass are the adult channels delivered by DirecTV via Pay Per View.

The Sensual channel that provides adult programming round the clock is Playboy TV. Programming consists of late night shows, adult movies and wild reality shows and subscribers can subscribe to this channel via pay per view for limited hours for just $9.99.

"Milf Hunter", "In the VIP" and "Money Talks" are the shows delivered by the adult channel Reality Kings TV who are the creators of "Reality" content on Internet. Subscribers can experience a new adult programming in Reality Kings for $10.99.

Real channel showcases lots of reality shows with no scripts, no setups and no pretending shows. Subscribers can enjoy real people in real scenario with raw and uncut action for just $10.99.

The hottest sensual channel that shows lots of Eastern European hotties, Latin Ladies, Asian dolls and some other unique faces from all around the globe is the Juicy. In Juicy, Subscribers can enjoy the hottest scenes from movies for $10.99.

fresh! is the sensual weekend adult premier with fresh faces and fresh content in the business. The groundbreaking series, casting calls, reality programming and theme auditions can be enjoyed by subscribers in fresh! for $10.99.

Spice: Xcess is an exclusive and exciting weekend premier with varieties of performers and specialised content. This channel can be ordered for $10.99. Hustler TV satisfies adult subscribers by providing hottest action, new adult movies and the hottest talent round for $10.99. All Access Pass is an three hour block adult pay per view package where subscribers can enjoy 6 channels for one low price. Subscribers can subscribe to this 3 hour block package with the help of their remote for $14.99.

Comparison

Adult Pay Per view of both Dish Network and DirecTV, the two satellite TV providers delivers almost same kind of programming to their subscribers. Though the programming remains the same in many aspects but differs slightly when compared with each other. Playboy TV, Reality Kings Tv, Real, fresh!, Juicy are the adult channels available in both Dish Network and DirecTV with same programming.

Even though, they are delivering same adult channels and programming, they vary in their pricing. Dish Network provides these adult channels for $13.99 whereas DirecTV offers less than Dish Network ie $10.99. Hustler TV in Dish Network allows subscribers to experience the adult programming in both HD and SD. On the other hand, in DirecTV Hustler TV can be enjoyed only in SD. Xtsy is an adult channel that delivers adult movies without censor is available in Dish Network and not available in DirecTV. On Contrary, Spice: Xcess, the weekend adult premier is available with DirecTV and not in Dish Network. All Access Pass is a three hour block adult pay per view package with 6 channels for one lower price $14.99 is accessible in DirecTV while Dish Network delivers Adult Showcase pay per view package that also delivers three hour block adult pay per view package with 6 channels for $17.99. When comparing the adult pay per view of both Dish Network and DirecTV, they resembles the same in many aspects and differs in Pricing.

In terms of pricing, DirecTV provides adult pay per view programming for less amount than Dish Network.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Comedies in Bollywood

Comedies find a special place in the Hindi film industry and the genre has been popular with moviegoers for decades. When you watch a comedy movie, you leave all your troubles behind and laugh to your heart's content. It is a three-hour stress-busting experience with youngsters, middle-aged and older audience all thronging to cinema halls to watch the latest Bollywood rib-ticklers. Three of the top ten grossing films of 2009- 'De Dhana Dhan', 'Ajab Prem Ki Gazab Kahani', 'All the Best: Fun Begins' were comedies. The latest Bollywood movies to hit the theatres in 2010, 'Housefull' and 'Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai' were comedies and given a thumbs up by the audience.

New Hindi movies, of late, are experimenting with different comedic genres. Comedies are divided into different types or genres such as black comedy, physical comedy, deadpan comedy, spoof and blue comedy. One example of a recent black comedy is Zoya Akhtar's 'Luck by Chance', starring Farhan Akhtar. It recounts the story of an aspiring actor and his struggles to make it big in Bollywood. Another example is the Abhay Deol starrer 'Oye Lucky! Lucky Oye!' which received critical acclaim. Another cult-hit of the black comedy genre is 'Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron' with Om Puri and Satish Shah in lead roles.

Films like 'Dostana' and Ritesh Deshmukh-starrer 'Masti' belong to the blue comedy genre with double meanings/double entendres and innuendos. Comedies such as these made references to homosexuality and gay culture, which were met with applause as well as criticism. Those applauding say that it is high time that Indians stop being conservative and learn to become comfortable with the concept of homosexuality. Critics say the gay community has been portrayed in an insulting way in Bollywood comedies, doing more damage than good.

From legendary movies such as 'Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi', 'Padosan' and 'Angoor' to slapstick comedy 'Andaaz Apna Apna' and others such as 'Hera Pheri', comedy movies will always remain popular with the Indian audience.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Skyline - Worst Movie of 2010

Hello guys!

Skyline. The worst movie of the 2010?

Having no expectations for Skyline I was increasingly shocked to find that it didn't even manage to meet the bottom of the barrel expectations I had set it! The trailer was semi interesting and there were great parts to it but it's another one of those incidents were the trailer shows every single good part.

The Synopsis is that of Jarrod and his girlfriend have travelled to L.A to sample the life with his Best friend who is rich, after a night of partying and secrets being told, uh oh Bright lights appear and seem to take people through the light which has brainwashed them, Jarrod is then exposed much like in District 9 and mutates throughout the movie they are trapped within the hotel.

Taking into consideration the graphics were great saves this film from being my worst of all time but then it's as if they said ok we've spent 9.5 million pounds on the graphics who can we get for a cheap rate? (filming only cost a reported 500k) Oh I know Turk from Scrubs and David Sayers from Dexter; everyone will call us geniuses for that one. If that wasn't enough add on the fact that the script felt as if it was done by an Eastenders writer or even the US show Days of Our Lives.

Now this just doesn't surprise when I went to check out who the Director was it was the Strause brothers probably the best at visual effects in the biz but whose other titles director include AVP2, now that is my most hated movies ever the mere fact they killed 2 great aliens and made them look like Idiots who can be killed my teenagers with a chainsaw.

The plot was that of any other Alien disaster movie more specifically the ones where people wake up and the world has gone to hell, add on the fact that people are being abducted it brings a familiarity feeling into play I could even go as far to say a rip off of War of the Worlds of sorts. This is what War of the Worlds would look like if Jason Friedman and Aaron Seltzer (Date Movie etc etc) directed it, no really. One of the best parts was even cherry picked from War of the Worlds; this is the part where the telescope alien is searching for other aliens.

Towards the end of the film it feels like the filmmakers were running out of money because it just cut off when a battle sequence is underway and that made me realise that I had lost 93 minutes of my life that I will never get back, thanks Skyline. This well and truly is worst film I have seen of 2010 and it deserves a place on a lot more people's lists.

For those of you who have watched Entourage will know that when I say this is a Johnny drama movie in its purest form, this is one to keep away from.

All in all keep away this does not have Barlingtons seal of recommendation not at all.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

The Brand Stuart Baggs - Badly Handled or Done a Favour?

Stuart Baggs has accomplished?a level of infamy since the current series of the BBC Television show The Apprentice hit our Television screens. At only 21 years old the young entrepreneur he's already proved himself to be a profitable businessman running the successful Bluewave telecommunications company on the Isle of Man.

Frequently referring to himself as 'The Brand Stuart Baggs' and sometimes displaying? a cocky and loud personality, he didn't always get on with the other contestants in the show, but this produced first rate TV, and despite not becoming popular with the general public Stuart captured their fascination and viewers tuned in.

Reality TV shows necessitate powerful characters to be entertaining and Stuart was genuinely entertaining as viewers tuned in week after week to see if this could be the week that he was despatched home following getting fired.

In reality, Stuart Baggs was in no way likely to win the show, but he did do fairly well reaching the penultimate episode of the series, only for your misunderstanding over which telecommunication licenses he holds led to an assumption that he had lied about facts on his CV, leading to a scene of pure TV Gold with Lord Sugar dramatically and angrily sacking him with the now infamous expression "..full of shit, basically.."

With hindsight Lord Sugar would doubtless admit that he was slightly harsh on Stuart who did present a few glimpses of why he's discovered good results.

But, however, like other reality Telly contestants a dramatic exit can bring about a silver lining, and this can be observed making use of the search analysis tool Google Insights for Search, which could be used to display the trends in keyword searches.

Stuart may not be a brand himself but he clearly is socially relevant to the press at the moment, and his firm is finding an elevated level of interest, so perhaps Lord Sugar did him a favour.

Planning Home Theater Designs

What are the requirements of successful Home Theatre Designs?

We've moved on a long way since the family was huddled around the radio together for their entertainment. The Audio-Visual Technology has developed at an amazing pace, and in conjunction with this, unfortunately the setting up of the systems for optimum performance require some forward planning and knowledge. Today's Audio-Visual technology is sophisticated enough to distribute the finest of sounds and sharpest of images, but they may be inaudible or distorted if the system is incorrectly installed

The collection of equipment that makes up the simplest of home theatre designs can be impressive. It is not uncommon to have Blu-Ray, Video Disc, HDTV and Surround Sound Systems from 5.1 to 7.1 as a starting point. However, incorrect home theatre designs will make the purchase of this equipment a waste of money, as the benefits will not be realised of this marvelous entertainment technology.

It is vitally important that you take into consideration the manufacturers recommendations prior to commencing the implementation of your home theatre designs. Something as simple as having your cordless telephone too close to some of the equipment could render it useless.

Planning your Home Theater Designs to your room.

Home theater designs plans are a must prior to setting up your equipment. This step is vital, so ensure you spend some time carefully reading the instructions for each piece of equipment, prior to incorporation into your plan. Choose a room that is going to be the focal point for this type of entertaining, and allocate it to being the home theater, you do not want to be moving the equipment around the house once it has been built to plan.

The plan we are talking about here does not have to be an Architectural Drawing, just a sketch of where the main components are going to be placed, and the location of any possible obstacles. Of course not forgetting the seating plan and focal point location for the screen/TV There is software available online to assist in the planning of home theater designs.

Major Considerations for Home Theater Designs.

SeatingScreen SitingObstacles - Some furniture will absorb and distort audio.Additional Items - You may wish to share the room with some other form of recreation such as gaming. Other equipment may need to be connected or stored in the vicinity.Storage - There may be a need for space to store a vast library of Films, Vinyl, CDs and DVDs.Structural Alterations - Would the rear viewers benefit from a raised platform or terracing?

As you can see the options open to you and considerations are plentiful. However, time spent in the planning phase of any operation is never wasted. Your enjoyment will increase exponentially if care is taken, and thoughtful home theater designs are drawn up prior to construction of the system.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Austin Powers: Goldmember - A Hilarious Spoof At Its Best

The movie begins with the making of an Austin Powers movie. Tom Cruise plays Austin and gets away from a helicopter in Utah. Kevin Spacy is Dr. Evil and Danny Divito is Mini Me. Austin gives Steven Spielburg some hints on how to make the movie better before everyone breaks out in song. He explodes Brittany Spiers' head with his fancy dance moves. The real Dr. Evil plots against the real Austin Powers.

Long ago there was a man named Goldmember. He loved gold so much that he accidentally turned a a part of his body gold. Just as he is is revealing his plan Austin Powers comes and arrests him. He is given a four hundred year sentence. Austin is given an award by the queen of England as a result. However, his father forgot to come to the ceremony. While at a party Austin finds out that his father was kidnapped. All his body guards' body parts were turned gold. Austin visits his nemesis in jail since he is the only one who could understand the thinking behind an evil mastermind.

They find out that Goldmember is hiding in 1975 with a time machine. Foxy Cleopatra, a previous girlfriend tells him were his father is being kept. Goldmember finds them and takes his father to 2002.

Since Dr. Evil told where Goldmember could be found. He was moved to a normal prison with Minime. He tells a coworker that he never knew his real parents. There was a car explosion and he was found as a baby close by.

Austin Powers has a mole in Dr. Evil's efforts, who happens to have a huge mole on his face. Austin's father is brought in to see Dr. Evil in his submarine. The plan is to get money or melt the polar icecaps and drown the world.

Austin then receives word that one of Dr. Evil's agents are in an arena sumo wrestling. They go and talk to him. Austin saves his father before his body parts are golden and the three of them try to come up with a plan to stop Dr. Evil. Will the succeed? Watch and find out.